Rather than go on with another review that talks about how Michael Bay is Michael Bay and how the film drones on for way too long, I've decided to sum up my Transformers: Dark of the Moon thoughts into a "fun facts" format, so you get an idea of how I felt about the film without needing to look through 2,000 words. I'm not Roger Ebert, y'know. (I mean, I have a working jaw bone and respect for recently passed Jackass stars.)